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fluffykittensftw
Lifer, Deather, Hesher, Whatever.
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 If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why?
I'm going with Ēostre because it is topical and my favorite time of the year.
if not her then probably Mayahuel instead.
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Arisen
Opinionated Loudmouth. Perkele!
Joined: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:29 pm Posts: 120
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
do i have to be really pretentious and say I would follow an obscure one or can I just say God and have done with it?
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:49 pm |
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Dr Yail Bloor
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
".."....................
......".........Satan.
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fluffykittensftw
Lifer, Deather, Hesher, Whatever.
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
Arisen wrote: do i have to be really pretentious and say I would follow an obscure one or can I just say God and have done with it? which god and why , mainsteam is fine.
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:58 pm |
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fluffykittensftw
Lifer, Deather, Hesher, Whatever.
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
Dr Yail Bloor wrote: ".."....................
satan? and why would that be?
......".........Satan.
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oneleggedpunk
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Arisen
Opinionated Loudmouth. Perkele!
Joined: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:29 pm Posts: 120
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
ok, ive thought about it and Ive decided to nominate valpolocezic, a god I just invented. he's pretty relaxed about the whole worship thing and doesnt mind if I forget about him for long periods at a time. or forever. he's pretty cool about that sort of thing.
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oneleggedpunk
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
Does he allow recreational drug use, alcohol and debauched sexual practices?
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fluffykittensftw
Lifer, Deather, Hesher, Whatever.
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
Arisen wrote: ok, ive thought about it and Ive decided to nominate valpolocezic, a god I just invented. he's pretty relaxed about the whole worship thing and doesnt mind if I forget about him for long periods at a time. or forever. he's pretty cool about that sort of thing. Valid by Pratchett's rule therefore well done you have just created a new god
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:18 pm |
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Arisen
Opinionated Loudmouth. Perkele!
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
probably. we havent worked all that stuff out yet, but as i invented him then Im gonna go right ahead and say yeah. he's not that fussed about having a lot of followers, thats seems like a hassle, so you cant follow him and will have to invent your own god Im afraid.
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oneleggedpunk
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
In that case my god will be better than your god, and if you say it's not then by the rules of humanity there will have to be a war.
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fluffykittensftw
Lifer, Deather, Hesher, Whatever.
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Arisen
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
oneleggedpunk wrote: In that case my god will be better than your god, and if you say it's not then by the rules of humanity there will have to be a war. nah, val doesnt really care about being the best. he's all cosmic and detached. war is a bummer and if your god wants to be the best then he's ok with that. well done etc.
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:27 pm |
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oneleggedpunk
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Arisen wrote: oneleggedpunk wrote: In that case my god will be better than your god, and if you say it's not then by the rules of humanity there will have to be a war. nah, val doesnt really care about being the best. he's all cosmic and detached. war is a bummer and if your god wants to be the best then he's ok with that. well done etc. My god doesn't take kindly to gods who sit on fences, in fact he just hates fences. He's an horrible cunt.
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fluffykittensftw
Lifer, Deather, Hesher, Whatever.
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Junkie Joe Joyce wrote: I'm going to go for vanilla god/yahweh/allah.
Seeing all the different interpretations of how he wants people to live their lives I'll keep in mind he's ace and do whatever I like. do those deities come in chocolate flavour too? and in diet also . diet deities mmm mmm
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Solaris
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
oneleggedpunk wrote: My god doesn't take kindly to gods who sit on fences, in fact he just hates fences. He's an horrible cunt.  Church of Bricktop?
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:32 pm |
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The Wretch
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Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:28 am Posts: 20765 Location: Éire
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
Odin, because I am a narrow minded white elitist cunt.
Also, I like his hat.
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:33 pm |
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Arisen
Opinionated Loudmouth. Perkele!
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
well, vals cool with that. in fact, i just told him to tell me that if your god doesnt like fences he's going to take all of the ones round his garden down and replace them with daisy chains and welcome signs.
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Triggmartyr
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Zeus.
Thunderbolts. Thunderbolts everywhere.
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oneleggedpunk
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 Re: If you had to follow a god which would you chose and why
The Wretch wrote: Odin, because I am a narrow minded white elitist cunt.
Also, I like his hat. Odin is nothing but an illegal immigrant, i'd fuck him and his hat right off back to Scandiland.
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