Of course she's hot. I'm not saying I wouldn't - fuck yeah, I would!
But I wouldn't be gentle. Oh no.
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Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:18 pm
RaspaWas
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Re: "I'd Punch That Cunt In The Face..."
Still a stupid tattoo though.
Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:29 pm
Triggmartyr
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Re: "I'd Punch That Cunt In The Face..."
Yup. Gonna look awful when she's pissing herself in the corner of the retirement home.
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Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:33 pm
RaspaWas
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Re: "I'd Punch That Cunt In The Face..."
Triggmartyr wrote:
Yup. Gonna look awful when she's pissing herself in the corner of one of her many houses with a personal staff and medical team providing expert and round the clock care to maintain her utmost comfort at all times..
Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:39 pm
Triggmartyr
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Re: "I'd Punch That Cunt In The Face..."
Astro Black wrote:
Triggmartyr wrote:
Yup. Gonna look awful when she's pissing herself in the corner of one of her many houses with a personal staff and medical team providing expert and round the clock care to maintain her utmost comfort at all times..
Cheryl Cole is a good looking lass, which is handy, seeing as she has no discernible talent or personality to speak of.
Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:02 pm
RaspaWas
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Re: "I'd Punch That Cunt In The Face..."
Triggmartyr wrote:
It's heavy going seeing that again. Two crack shots, one eye each. Man....
The Wretch wrote:
Cheryl Cole is a good looking lass, which is handy, seeing as she has no discernible talent or personality to speak of.
She can dance better than you, Wretch. Don't be jelly. Sorry/not sorry.
Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:04 pm
Solaris
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Re: "I'd Punch That Cunt In The Face..."
Cuchulainn wrote:
Solaris wrote:
One of my favourite people is from Newcastle. She's Not Attractive and douses herself in extremely pungent perfume but she's great fun. I don't think she's Cheryl Cole, though.
Cheryl Cole is a good looking lass, which is handy, seeing as she has no discernible talent or personality to speak of.
She can dance better than you, Wretch. Don't be jelly. Sorry/not sorry.
I'm a fucking holocaust on the dance floor Was, surprisingly nimble for a fat chap.
Anyway, from what I've seen she's no better than your average rent a dancer, so it still doesn't explain her current level of adulation.
I do rather like the combination of a pretty girl with a geordie accent though. No idea why.
Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:12 pm
Cromwell
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Re: "I'd Punch That Cunt In The Face..."
If you'd bothered to watch the program where Girls Aloud all did a specialism you'd see that Cheryl has a distinct back history in dance, particularly street dance, and it was noted how quickly she picks up routines and nails them.
She was hotter when she was younger, she got a bit skinny after her break up, but she's definitely hot.
Fair enough. Still doesn't make sense to me that she is so hyped and admired, she's no more talented than most professional dancers, so I don't see how it is marketable as star quality, she is still a personality vacuum. She isn't as likeable as say Kylie, nor does she have the ability to entertain like Beyonce, and her musical output is even weaker than either of those too.
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Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:56 pm
Solaris
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Lol at 'street dance'.
Like most pop stars, there's no reason for her to exist whatsoever. Nothing to offer other than fuel for tabloids.
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