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Termoid
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Joined: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:54 pm Posts: 11047 Location: Hull
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 Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
As we all know wearing sunglasses indoors immediately elevates the wearer to the status of 'cunt'. Can the same be said of wearing a baseball cap indoors?
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:44 am |
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Cuchulainn
Super Trooper
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:58 am Posts: 5509
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
Option 3, obviously. In fact, hats of any style are un-metal by nature.
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:52 am |
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oldskull
Space Ranger
Joined: Tue May 21, 2013 1:56 am Posts: 1413 Location: LEEDS
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
What about Hi-hats?
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:34 am |
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Annihislater
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Joined: Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:18 pm Posts: 13144 Location: Leigh
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
Entirely depends on the scenario.
Just popping inside to get something - leaving it on is probably more efficient. Knowingly spending time inside and wearing any sort of had - you're a nobber.
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:25 am |
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Gene Machine
Infant-ry
Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:30 pm Posts: 38
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
Triple points score if the wearee is going bald.
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:40 pm |
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Clint Ruin
Star Trooper
Joined: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:01 pm Posts: 3514 Location: the collective unconscious
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
Over twelve years old and still doing this is seriously pushing it.
Still, it's a useful way of identifying bellends, I suppose.
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:14 pm |
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Chantler
Star Trooper
Joined: Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:21 am Posts: 4643 Location: New Forest
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
Clearly we need a 'people who call people cunts based on what they're wearing are far, far bigger cunts than the cunts who wear a thing that the cunt disapproves of you fucking stupid fucking cunts' status clarification.
I've only just found that wearing a hat at a gig means I don't have sweat pouring into my eyes. It's also self-evident that if you're coming in and out of a venue quite a lot on a sunny day it's a pain to take the hat off and try and roll it up and put it in a pocket, just so that a bunch of sneering cunts don't think you're a cunt.
In other words, grow up you cunts.
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:22 pm |
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Termoid
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Joined: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:54 pm Posts: 11047 Location: Hull
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
Chantler wrote: Clearly we need a 'people who call people cunts based on what they're wearing are far, far bigger cunts than the cunts who wear a thing that the cunt disapproves of you fucking stupid fucking cunts' status clarification.
I've only just found that wearing a hat at a gig means I don't have sweat pouring into my eyes. It's also self-evident that if you're coming in and out of a venue quite a lot on a sunny day it's a pain to take the hat off and try and roll it up and put it in a pocket, just so that a bunch of sneering cunts don't think you're a cunt.
In other words, grow up you cunts. 
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:02 pm |
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Gene Machine
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Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:30 pm Posts: 38
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
Chris do you wear it sideways or the classic 'rim at the back'?
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:48 pm |
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bás
Super Trooper
Joined: Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:42 am Posts: 9886
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
A friend of mine is part of the hat and beard brigade. A silly bunch of wannabe artistes who are really just claiming social welfare while maybe picking up a guitar or writing a few lines of poetry every once in a while. This has reinforced for me that hats are a bit daft.
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 7:35 pm |
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xBroskix
Star Trooper
Joined: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 3628
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
Chantler wrote: Clearly we need a 'people who call people cunts based on what they're wearing are far, far bigger cunts than the cunts who wear a thing that the cunt disapproves of you fucking stupid fucking cunts' status clarification.
I've only just found that wearing a hat at a gig means I don't have sweat pouring into my eyes. It's also self-evident that if you're coming in and out of a venue quite a lot on a sunny day it's a pain to take the hat off and try and roll it up and put it in a pocket, just so that a bunch of sneering cunts don't think you're a cunt.
In other words, grow up you cunts. You go girl 
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oneleggedpunk
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Joined: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:58 pm Posts: 15202 Location: The wrong side of 50....... just
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
Gene Machine wrote: Chris do you wear it sideways or the classic 'rim at the back'? No, he wears it at a jaunty angle.
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:02 pm |
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Chantler
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Joined: Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:21 am Posts: 4643 Location: New Forest
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
In all seriousness, it depends what way the sun's facing. Why would anyone want to see my hair, anyway? I'd rather see a Paulton's Park trucker cap than some dweebo's lank damp fringe.
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:54 am |
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Gene Machine
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Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:30 pm Posts: 38
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
Is it neon?
Does it have radioactive pizza sharks on it?
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:50 am |
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Chantler
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Joined: Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:21 am Posts: 4643 Location: New Forest
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
It's camouflage, so I can stalk through the wood unnoticed. My dad got five for a pound at Asda.
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:47 am |
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The Wretch
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Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:28 am Posts: 20765 Location: Éire
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
Chantler wrote: It's camouflage, so I can stalk through the wood unnoticed. I have one of them. It adds an air of hillbilly menace to my white trash style.
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:32 pm |
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Necrolee
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Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:13 pm Posts: 3584 Location: Co Durham UK
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
I voted no. I am bald, I hate being bald. I constantly wear a cap to cover this up and I wear it in the pub if I can get away with it. I don't think I'm a cunt, but then you may disagree with that.
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:37 pm |
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Stuffstuff
Space Ranger
Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:37 pm Posts: 1777
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Baldness is great. Embrace it.
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:38 pm |
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andrew
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Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:47 pm Posts: 3176 Location: wigan
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i only wear baseball caps with baseball teams on the front of them ,its my rule
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:45 pm |
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Steven
Lifer, Deather, Hesher, Whatever.
Joined: Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:23 pm Posts: 635
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 Re: Indoor baseball cap wearing cunt status clarification.
I've got messy ginger hair, a cap is a necessity.
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