As we all know wearing sunglasses indoors immediately elevates the wearer to the status of 'cunt'. Can the same be said of wearing a baseball cap indoors?

Option 3, obviously.
In fact, hats of any style are un-metal by nature.

What about Hi-hats?

Entirely depends on the scenario.

Just popping inside to get something - leaving it on is probably more efficient.
Knowingly spending time inside and wearing any sort of had - you're a nobber.

Triple points score if the wearee is going bald.

Over twelve years old and still doing this is seriously pushing it.

Still, it's a useful way of identifying bellends, I suppose.

Clearly we need a 'people who call people cunts based on what they're wearing are far, far bigger cunts than the cunts who wear a thing that the cunt disapproves of you fucking stupid fucking cunts' status clarification.

I've only just found that wearing a hat at a gig means I don't have sweat pouring into my eyes. It's also self-evident that if you're coming in and out of a venue quite a lot on a sunny day it's a pain to take the hat off and try and roll it up and put it in a pocket, just so that a bunch of sneering cunts don't think you're a cunt.

In other words, grow up you cunts.

Chris do you wear it sideways or the classic 'rim at the back'?

A friend of mine is part of the hat and beard brigade. A silly bunch of wannabe artistes who are really just claiming social welfare while maybe picking up a guitar or writing a few lines of poetry every once in a while.
This has reinforced for me that hats are a bit daft.

You go girl

No, he wears it at a jaunty angle.

In all seriousness, it depends what way the sun's facing. Why would anyone want to see my hair, anyway? I'd rather see a Paulton's Park trucker cap than some dweebo's lank damp fringe.

Is it neon?

Does it have radioactive pizza sharks on it?

It's camouflage, so I can stalk through the wood unnoticed. My dad got five for a pound at Asda.

I have one of them. It adds an air of hillbilly menace to my white trash style.

I voted no. I am bald, I hate being bald. I constantly wear a cap to cover this up and I wear it in the pub if I can get away with it. I don't think I'm a cunt, but then you may disagree with that.

Baldness is great. Embrace it.

i only wear baseball caps with baseball teams on the front of them ,its my rule

I've got messy ginger hair, a cap is a necessity.