3 stouts a kentish ale and 2 triple whiskey measures and I am anybodies!

I think i may post here later, if i remember.

Lush!

6 Oranjeboom 8.5, a few Warka's & Stellas & 3 joints. Should slow down at 53!

I might be as old as you one day.

Very nice and quite lethal as it doesn't taste like 6%.

All beers and not getting off with my smashed mad ex that got away makes Clem H Fandango a more content but dull boy.

Hammered. Tried to suss out the damage from the other night, probably made it worse. Tried to chat up someone else with a mad smile. Need to sleep now.

Something about boobies.

Boobies.

Oh christ yes. Bought a 'chat up' tequila for someone I fancy. I don't think it worked.

Apparently beer goggles work on Tinder too...

I'm not Crom drunk but I have had a few and I did polish off the biscuits tin I won in a table quiz.

You fucking pisshead.

I am currently not drunk but you never know what the day will bring.

I've also read elsewhere that Crom has turned over a new leaf and is feeling better, so if that continues to be the case, well done Crom. If you feel better then stick to it for sure! I raise my glass to you.

I was very very drunk last night.

I came home with an elbow length pink glove that I lost in transit.

Make up is a cunt to get off.

I only paid for one pint too. Kind of a result.

Gay club again?

Rugby (gay) club hijinks!

Rugger buggery.

Takes it right in the scrum!

I never posted here when I was drunk before. I have been on here for nearly 3 years, half of it straightedge but I was addicted to energy drinks.