You beat a team with the word 'Arse' in it, it's nothing to be proud of.

Would it have been any better if it was Scunthorpe?

I wonder if the stupid Liverpool fans will campaign for Dalglish or Benitez to get the job again? No-one with any sense will take the job. I'd keep one player out of the squad and that's Milner.

A Mr 'Klipperty Klopp' is set to be the new 'Pool manager.

I guess he was top of the Klopps.

You know what they say, once you Klopp, you can't stop.

I still hope they do absolutely shit. I'll never forgive them for backing a racist thug.

Graeme Souness?

John Barnes.

Teeth.

"Don't worry Luis, we'll stand by you"

<silence>

"Luis?"

<silence>

"Oh he's gone to a better club for even more money. Let's buy some shit players to make up for it"

You do realise that, club legend or not, a massive amount of Liverpool fans did a massive collective facepalm when Kenny backed Suarez.

The t-shirts.
Oh God, the t-shirts.

All I know is that incident has tarred the city of Liverpool worldwide. It's often brought up on American tv sports commentary.

And I didn't see any of the LFC fans protesting when the dickhead was back in the team.

Coming from the other side of the world, and a non-football country, I can tell ya it got media coverage here, but Liverpool's name has been shit here since 1985.

Räikkönen is a Cunt!

Perez in those thirty seconds.

Yeah, it wasn't deliberate but it was clearly Raikonnen's fault, I feel sorry for Bottas. Rosberg, too.

It was a Schumacher-esque red mist lunge.

Formula 1 the most expensive procession in the world.

Is the Chris Cairns perjury trial getting any media coverage in Pomgolia? It's big news here, obviously. Had Ricky Ponting giving evidence yesterday.

I used to go to cricket matches just to see Cairns play sometimes. If the matchfixing allegations turn out to be true, it will be pretty disappointing. Why would a guy as good as him have to fucking cheat?

No, whats it all about?