Bacon, cheese & onion. Turned out well (if I do say so myself) but I undercooked it slightly.

Did you microwave the bacon?

A mix of one tin of Hunger Breaks All Day Breakfast, one tin of Hunger Breaks The Full Monty, one tin of Tesco vegetable soup, one jar of Tesco peas & carrots, one jar of Pamapol's Fasolka. 5 Fists!

That again, strangely addictive. 5 Fists.

For Tesco southern fried chicken things, one tin of Hunger Breaks The Full Monty, one tin of Tesco vegetable soup. 2 x Bottle of Hobgoblin, 2 x Broadside. This calorie counting malarkey is ACE! 5 fists.

So you following the see food diet?

Haar Yar Har.

Red Thai curry with homemade Chicken style Seitan

5 fists, not the first time I've made it but definitely the first time I've got it right

Pasta, meatballs, pesto & some grated cheese on top. Stuffed. 5/5.

Stag chilli con carne (dynamite hot)
Asda garlic baguette
4 fists

Cold pork, boiled curly kale and broad beans. 4 fists.

Almost healthy by your standards.

Economics.

Two fried eggs, two fish cakes, two tinned toms. 4 fists.

Boiled curly kale, mashed corrot, chopped raw onion, mashed spud, boiled cauliflower, one sausage and one bacon rasher. 4 fists.

You eat some mad stuff, keep it up!

Tesco southern fried chicken on a bed of Tesco crisp salad, washed down with lapsang souchong tea heavily laced with Captin Morgan rum. The tea had milk and two tea spoons of truvia sweetener in it. 5 stonking fists.

Only just noticed the dimpled (pint?) glass, top marks!